Friday, September 5, 2008

OMG! Liberal lefties L2 STFU!!!


ZOMG! I can't believe the nerve some of these leftie liberal loonies who have been posting nasty messages on my poor baby brother's blog!! :( Like, WTF is wrong with you people? A four-month-old developmentally disadvantaged blogger should be celebrated, not scorned! Sometimes I wonder how I could bring a baby into a world full of such horrible people, but then I remember when Mommy is in charge I won't have a choice. Anyway, all you h8ters totally suck! Baby T has not stopped crying since you liberal a-holes started posting all your nasty messages. I'm not gonna see Mommy until our next photo op, and OMG WTF am I supposed to go with a crying baby?!?? They never taught us that in abstinence school! So, in conclusion, you better lay off with those nasty message about my baby brother. My boyfriend is a total effin' redneck and he will eff you up. If you mess with any of us, he'll come after you with his hockey sticks and will totally hit you right in the nards!! ;P

32 comments:

Ricardo's Law said...

Is that it? Is that all you got?
You're running out of material, amigo!

Hey, for a little variety, why don't you blog about the Obamanation's half-brother?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/barackobama/2590614/Barack-Obamas-lost-brother-found-in-Kenya.html

Now there's a story for you! Billy Carter, drunken pot-smoking redneck brother of Jimmy, Roger, idiot coke-head half-brother to Bill, and now George Hussien, slum-dwelling (too bad old TOny Rezko couldn't get in on that one, huh?) Third-World brother to Barack.

(In fairness, you can't lay this guy's poverty entirely at the feet of the Chosen One; I suppose the poor will always be with us, but not with Barry, huh?)

Jenn of the Jungle said...

Nice try passing the buck you freak of nature.

I hope you get a barracuda in your toilet, should make for some entertaining "me" time for you.

Mark said...

Your ignorance is immeasurable.

Maraldo said...

I've just finished clicking on the 'Flag Blog' button on top and reporting you to Blogger for violating its terms of service policy: "...material that promotes hatred toward groups based on race or ethnic origin, religion, disability, gender, age, veteran status, or sexual orientation/gender identity is not allowed on Blogger." If Blogger means what it says by their rules, they should pull this piece of disgusting trash off their blog community fast. I encourage others to do the same. Flag this blog, the more complaints Blogger gets, the sooner this thing gets zapped to blogoblivion.

jman3030 said...

I would just like to thank you oh so very much for giving all democrats a bad name. It's really great the way that you just load the ammunition into the gun for the republicans and then hand it to them. Please keep it up and maybe some day all democrats/liberals will be as moronic as you are and we can be ruled by the republicans/conservatives forever.
If you're trying to be funny/witty/insightful or pretty much anything other than insulting and ignorant then you've failed miserably. Please remove this blog from the internet.

kent said...

You are not only inadequate, but ineffectual.

You have my pity.

KittyKate said...

Kitty is going to help you get the word out my friend.

Seth J G Goodkind said...

Funny, but the best part are all the partisan whackjobs on both sides who keep getting their panties knotted up on this. Hey folks, they make it in DECAF now.

Greasywrench said...

Hey folks, don't flag this asshole. Let the world see what a real shit-stain looks like, no matter who he aligns with.

Joyanna Adams said...

May I suggest you NOT father a child?

Or in the words of the famous ABBA" Does your mother know that you're out?"

j said...

Thanks, jackass! We couldn't do it without your help:

USATODAY/GALLUP SHOCK: 54-44 MCCAIN AMONG LIKELY VOTERS;
50-46 AMONG REGISTEREDS

AssistThis said...

Maraldo, learn how to take a joke. This is free speech, pure and simple. And it's pretty entertaining speech if I do say so myself. Keep up the good work, downspalin! Everyone I know loves you!

KittyKate said...

Assistthis has a wacky sense of humor. Must be why she is beating the men off with a stick.

Proud Feminist said...

Interesting blog. Insightful, too! Now we know what hypocrites those conservatives are. Abstinence, indeed.

Palin can never be a feminist. She didn't make the courageous stance of aborting Trig, or Bristol's baby when she had the chance because she believes in being barefoot and pregnant, and in punishing her daughter for a mistake she made. Can you imagine the life those children are going to have? Thank Goddess for Obama. He will inspire change!

marquimark said...

^Proud Judgmental Abortionist ^

j said...

Keep up the good work! McCain now leads Obama 51% - 44% in Ohio.

j said...

Oops! Missed this good news:

Washington Post/ABCNews Poll: McCain Vaults From 19 Point Deficit in Battleground Midwest to Plus Seven Advantage

Again, thanks! We couldn't do it without the help of blogs like this.

Proud Feminist said...

Ooo, scary. I think you forget that there are two months left to the elections. And, as soon as people get to know the no-talent, shrill, brood mare known as Sarah Palin, they'll come to their senses.

You conservatives are hilarious. :-)

Go, Obama!!

KittyKate said...

Hmm Proud Feminist has a REALLY interesting blog. As empty as her rhetoric.

j said...

Ooo, scary.

You should be scared, sweetie:

"Obama among registered voters, 49% to 44%."

"While the increased vote share a candidate receives following his convention usually diminishes, candidates who lead after the second convention usually remain the leader a month after the convention."

And, as soon as people get to know what Obama supporters are really like, they will vote for McCain. Seriously, what kind of nut thinks attacking Palin's infant son will attract votes? Do you have any idea how crazy you sound?

j said...

Oh, the quotes were from the Gallup three day rolling average 9/6-9/8.

http://www.gallup.com/poll/110143/Gallup-Daily-McCain-Maintains-5Point-Lead.aspx

ethan said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Proud Feminist said...

j, what goes up, must come down. Hope you're all prepared for it. Btw, was it Joe Biden who said, "If you put lipstick on a pig, it's still a pig"? :-)

ethan, do you have Down's Syndrome, too?

Dr.Dipwad said...

It's going to be a tight election. Anyone who says differently, at this point in the race, is just talking smack and hoping to discourage the other side.

Having said that, it seems that low-class stuff like this -- and the photoshopped head-of-Palin-on-bikini-babe thing, and the "who's the real mom" thing, and the "Palin should stay barefoot and in the kitchen" thing -- are becoming, not the exception among Obama-supporters, but the norm.

Although I think Obama's economically illiterate and naïve, and although it's likely his policies would hurt the environment, the low-income working man, American families, and world stability, I'll say this for ol' Barry: He's classier than his supporters, by-and-large.

Obama's fans are putting out tripe about Palin that Obama himself would be ashamed to say about the Ayatollah Khomeini.

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j said...

proud hypocrite: That is exactly what happened to Obama. Glad you noticed. In the next 4 years when you ponder what went wrong, think about your own words:

She didn't make the courageous stance of aborting Trig, or Bristol's baby ...

And again, thanks! We could never win this election without people like you and blogs like this making your loathsome statements.

BlackAdam said...

Dr. Dipwad,

seems to me continuation of Bush policies in any form under a McCain/Palin administration is guarenteed to do what you "think" will occur under Obama.

I mean we have excused the Bush economy for years now, I have myself. As a product of a Clinton recession, 9/11, and ongoing terror war. But seriously there is no excuse when you look at it broadly.

The Middle-class is completely marginalized. Oppurtunity waning, the living wage is pretty much a thing of the past.

Lets be honest. The Market is propping up our economy, and how much of the middle-class is benefitting from the market and the supposed trickle down economic effect under the current administration.

I agree it will certainly be a very close race. McCain will edge out Obama. Not sure how good either option is for the American People.

Romulus said...

most of this blog is asshattery, but i love this post.

it's okay. teen drinking, sex, and pregnancy is ok if you're white, middle class, and republican. because only non-republican kids have irresponsible parents. so sayeth talk radio, so sayeth the lord.

Proud Feminist said...

Amen. :)

Celeste said...

I am posting here because the "me for presiment " thread has vanished.
What is happening here? where are half of the posts? some dastardly republican plot.
Anyway all i wanted to do was to contradict kittykates assertion that the democrats would be bad for children with disabiltiies and that the republicans will make life wonderful for them.
The oppposite is true. Obama has excellent policies on disability , McCain has nothing and deserted his disabled first wife

KittyKate said...

Ok Celeste...what's Obama's plan? Because Biden spelled it out as Stem Cell research, and that right there does NOTHING for children already born. In fact all it really does is help determine a birth defect early so that the mom can have the choice to terminate the pregnancy.

Really, give me a break Celeste. The Democrats plan for the disabled is to get rid of the disabled.

Celeste said...

Obama has nine pages on disability in his policy document and McCain has just two paragraphs.
You can go to www.disaboom,com/Community/Organizations/AAPD
to see an independent assessment of both parties plans to help people with disabilities.
Stem cell research can be beneficial using adult stem cells rather than embryonic ones.
I have seen nothing that suggests Obama believes in eugenics